I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
Garrison Keillor

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
Josh Billings

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
Edgar Allan Poe

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Joseph Joubert

A man is a poor creature compared to a woman.
Honore de Balzac

In the faces of men and women I see God.
Walt Whitman

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
Edgar Allan Poe

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.
Charles Caleb Colton

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

It is not a woman I want - it is all women.
Henri Barbusse

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

There must have been something in my nature - I believe, with all my heart, that I have conquered it now - which prevented me from being perfectly happy or making a woman perfectly happy.
Conrad Veidt

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
Victor Hugo

When the candles are out all women are fair.
Plutarch

Man is a question; woman is an answer. The mistake women make today is to offer themselves as answers before being questioned.
Jose Bergamin

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
Josh Billings

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

Man is a question; woman is an answer. The mistake women make today is to offer themselves as answers before being questioned.
Jose Bergamin

I want to please every woman, every time.
Stuart Rose

Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2% of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual.
Dennis Prager

Art is not the application of a canon of beauty but what the instinct and the brain can conceive beyond any canon. When we love a woman we don't start measuring her limbs.
Pablo Picasso

It is not a woman I want - it is all women.
Henri Barbusse

No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
Alexander Pope

There is a woman at the beginning of all great things.
Alan Bleasdale

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

I got a woman that's mean as she can be, sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me.
Roy Orbison

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2% of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual.
Dennis Prager

The fastest way to change society is to mobilize the women of the world.
Charles Malik

The fastest way to change society is to mobilize the women of the world.
Charles Malik

A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2% of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual.
Dennis Prager

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.
Charles Caleb Colton

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

Prayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied, it is the most potent instrument of action.
Mohandas Gandhi

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

There is a woman at the beginning of all great things.
Alan Bleasdale

Woman is also the element of conflict.
Marcello Mastroianni

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Satchel Paige

The history of woman is the history of the continued and universal oppression of one sex by the other. The emancipation of woman is her restoration to equal rights and privileges with man.
Tennesse Claflin

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
George Washington

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde

Men don't want another man to look at their woman because they don't know how to handle it.
John Galliano

There's so much to becoming a woman.
Michael Rosenbaum