How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde

I want to please every woman, every time.
Stuart Rose

Art is not the application of a canon of beauty but what the instinct and the brain can conceive beyond any canon. When we love a woman we don't start measuring her limbs.
Pablo Picasso

A man who is not with a woman is a dead man.
William A. Drake

In the faces of men and women I see God.
Walt Whitman

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

I want to please every woman, every time.
Stuart Rose

I like a woman with priorities.
Kyan Douglas

What is it that love does to a woman? Without she only sleeps; with it alone, she lives.
Ovid

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Scott Adams

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
Josh Billings

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Edward W. Howe

Prayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied, it is the most potent instrument of action.
Mohandas Gandhi

It is not a woman I want - it is all women.
Henri Barbusse

If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.
Charles Caleb Colton

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men don't want another man to look at their woman because they don't know how to handle it.
John Galliano

Prayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied, it is the most potent instrument of action.
Mohandas Gandhi

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields

If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.
Charles Caleb Colton

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
Abraham Lincoln

A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife.
Anthony Trollope

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.
Friedrich Von Schlegel

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
Garrison Keillor

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde

I got a woman that's mean as she can be, sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me.
Roy Orbison

In the faces of men and women I see God.
Walt Whitman

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

Art is not the application of a canon of beauty but what the instinct and the brain can conceive beyond any canon. When we love a woman we don't start measuring her limbs.
Pablo Picasso

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

A man is a poor creature compared to a woman.
Honore de Balzac

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
Josh Billings

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde

The history of woman is the history of the continued and universal oppression of one sex by the other. The emancipation of woman is her restoration to equal rights and privileges with man.
Tennesse Claflin

There is no occasion for women to consider themselves subordinate or inferior to men.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Joseph Joubert

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Scott Adams

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
George Washington

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
Victor Hugo

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.
Honore de Balzac

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
Abraham Lincoln

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

There's so much to becoming a woman.
Michael Rosenbaum

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
Harold MacMillan

I like a woman with priorities.
Kyan Douglas

There must have been something in my nature - I believe, with all my heart, that I have conquered it now - which prevented me from being perfectly happy or making a woman perfectly happy.
Conrad Veidt