Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.
Jack Nicholson

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

What is it that love does to a woman? Without she only sleeps; with it alone, she lives.
Ovid

There is a woman at the beginning of all great things.
Alan Bleasdale

There's so much to becoming a woman.
Michael Rosenbaum

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
Abraham Lincoln

When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
Oliver Wendell Holmes

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Edward W. Howe

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
William Congreve

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

What is it that love does to a woman? Without she only sleeps; with it alone, she lives.
Ovid

Woman are complex creatures.
Talib Kweli

I will far rather see the race of man extinct than that we should become less than beasts by making the noblest of God's creation, woman, the object of our lust.
Mohandas Gandhi

Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one thing in the world that develops us, gives us manhood or womanhood fiber.
Frank Crane

It is not a woman I want - it is all women.
Henri Barbusse

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
Victor Hugo

There must have been something in my nature - I believe, with all my heart, that I have conquered it now - which prevented me from being perfectly happy or making a woman perfectly happy.
Conrad Veidt

There is no occasion for women to consider themselves subordinate or inferior to men.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Satchel Paige

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not a woman I want - it is all women.
Henri Barbusse

Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one thing in the world that develops us, gives us manhood or womanhood fiber.
Frank Crane

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

A man who is not with a woman is a dead man.
William A. Drake

I will far rather see the race of man extinct than that we should become less than beasts by making the noblest of God's creation, woman, the object of our lust.
Mohandas Gandhi

Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one thing in the world that develops us, gives us manhood or womanhood fiber.
Frank Crane

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
Rob Schneider

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Edward W. Howe

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
Honore de Balzac

The fastest way to change society is to mobilize the women of the world.
Charles Malik

It is as absurd to say that a man can't love one woman all the time as it is to say that a violinist needs several violins to play the same piece of music.
Honore de Balzac

Woman is also the element of conflict.
Marcello Mastroianni

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Edward W. Howe

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
Abraham Lincoln

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Satchel Paige

I like a woman with priorities.
Kyan Douglas

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

It is not a woman I want - it is all women.
Henri Barbusse

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
Edgar Allan Poe

Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one thing in the world that develops us, gives us manhood or womanhood fiber.
Frank Crane

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
Honore de Balzac

There must have been something in my nature - I believe, with all my heart, that I have conquered it now - which prevented me from being perfectly happy or making a woman perfectly happy.
Conrad Veidt

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Woman is also the element of conflict.
Marcello Mastroianni