There's so much to becoming a woman.
Michael Rosenbaum

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2% of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual.
Dennis Prager

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Plato

At fifteen, beauty and talent do not exist; there can only be promise of the coming woman.
Honore de Balzac

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Plato

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
Rob Schneider

A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.
Friedrich Von Schlegel

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
William Congreve

A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.
Friedrich Von Schlegel

The history of woman is the history of the continued and universal oppression of one sex by the other. The emancipation of woman is her restoration to equal rights and privileges with man.
Tennesse Claflin

Woman is the companion of man, gifted with equal mental capacity.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.
Friedrich Von Schlegel

No one knows like a woman how to say things which are at once gentle and deep.
Victor Hugo

When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
William Congreve

When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
Oliver Wendell Holmes

No one knows like a woman how to say things which are at once gentle and deep.
Victor Hugo

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
George Washington

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
William Congreve

Art is not the application of a canon of beauty but what the instinct and the brain can conceive beyond any canon. When we love a woman we don't start measuring her limbs.
Pablo Picasso

No one knows like a woman how to say things which are at once gentle and deep.
Victor Hugo

Men don't want another man to look at their woman because they don't know how to handle it.
John Galliano

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
Garrison Keillor

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
Josh Billings

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares.
Elbert Hubbard

There must have been something in my nature - I believe, with all my heart, that I have conquered it now - which prevented me from being perfectly happy or making a woman perfectly happy.
Conrad Veidt

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
Garrison Keillor

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.
Jack Nicholson

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Scott Adams

Man can never be a woman's equal in the spirit of selfless service with which nature has endowed her.
Mohandas Gandhi

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Frank Dane

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
Honore de Balzac

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Edward W. Howe

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
Josh Billings

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

Woman are complex creatures.
Talib Kweli

A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife.
Anthony Trollope

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
Victor Hugo

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
Garrison Keillor

Man is a question; woman is an answer. The mistake women make today is to offer themselves as answers before being questioned.
Jose Bergamin

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Scott Adams

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
Garrison Keillor

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde