A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife.
Anthony Trollope

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Scott Adams

When the candles are out all women are fair.
Plutarch

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Edward W. Howe

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

There's so much to becoming a woman.
Michael Rosenbaum

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Edward W. Howe

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
Josh Billings

Art is not the application of a canon of beauty but what the instinct and the brain can conceive beyond any canon. When we love a woman we don't start measuring her limbs.
Pablo Picasso

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

There must have been something in my nature - I believe, with all my heart, that I have conquered it now - which prevented me from being perfectly happy or making a woman perfectly happy.
Conrad Veidt

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

Man is a question; woman is an answer. The mistake women make today is to offer themselves as answers before being questioned.
Jose Bergamin

There is no occasion for women to consider themselves subordinate or inferior to men.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
Harold MacMillan

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Joseph Joubert

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Edward W. Howe

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
Honore de Balzac

Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2% of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual.
Dennis Prager

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
Honore de Balzac

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Plato

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
William Congreve

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Joseph Joubert

I like a woman with priorities.
Kyan Douglas

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

There is a woman at the beginning of all great things.
Alan Bleasdale

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

It is as absurd to say that a man can't love one woman all the time as it is to say that a violinist needs several violins to play the same piece of music.
Honore de Balzac

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
Honore de Balzac

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares.
Elbert Hubbard

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.
Jack Nicholson

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.
Honore de Balzac

A man who is not with a woman is a dead man.
William A. Drake

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
Honore de Balzac

Woman is also the element of conflict.
Marcello Mastroianni

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
Rob Schneider

I got a woman that's mean as she can be, sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me.
Roy Orbison

Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.
Franz Kafka

No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
Alexander Pope

When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
Oliver Wendell Holmes

I like a woman with priorities.
Kyan Douglas

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

Man can never be a woman's equal in the spirit of selfless service with which nature has endowed her.
Mohandas Gandhi

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde

I want to please every woman, every time.
Stuart Rose

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Joseph Joubert

I want to please every woman, every time.
Stuart Rose