Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

At fifteen, beauty and talent do not exist; there can only be promise of the coming woman.
Honore de Balzac

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Edward W. Howe

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
Honore de Balzac

I want to please every woman, every time.
Stuart Rose

Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.
Franz Kafka

A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife.
Anthony Trollope

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
Victor Hugo

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

I will far rather see the race of man extinct than that we should become less than beasts by making the noblest of God's creation, woman, the object of our lust.
Mohandas Gandhi

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde

In the faces of men and women I see God.
Walt Whitman

Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.
Franz Kafka

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
Garrison Keillor

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Satchel Paige

Woman is the companion of man, gifted with equal mental capacity.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
George Washington

There is no occasion for women to consider themselves subordinate or inferior to men.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
Rob Schneider

What is it that love does to a woman? Without she only sleeps; with it alone, she lives.
Ovid

I like a woman with priorities.
Kyan Douglas

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
Alexander Pope

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Frank Dane

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.
Jack Nicholson

When the candles are out all women are fair.
Plutarch

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.
Jack Nicholson

Prayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied, it is the most potent instrument of action.
Mohandas Gandhi

Man can never be a woman's equal in the spirit of selfless service with which nature has endowed her.
Mohandas Gandhi

A man who is not with a woman is a dead man.
William A. Drake

Woman is the companion of man, gifted with equal mental capacity.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
Oliver Wendell Holmes

I want to please every woman, every time.
Stuart Rose

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.
Jack Nicholson

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
Victor Hugo

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
Harold MacMillan

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is as absurd to say that a man can't love one woman all the time as it is to say that a violinist needs several violins to play the same piece of music.
Honore de Balzac

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

When the candles are out all women are fair.
Plutarch

I want to please every woman, every time.
Stuart Rose

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Satchel Paige

Men don't want another man to look at their woman because they don't know how to handle it.
John Galliano

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.
Honore de Balzac

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
Rob Schneider